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PostSubject: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:48 pm

I'll get us started with the President's personal worst pickup line.
"If I push your button will you ride my Nuke?"

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:46 pm

<_< Some guy used this on me...

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:49 pm

"I'm really not this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet."
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:06 pm

Hmmm.... Time to make a bit of a list.....

*Lick finger and wipe it on the other persons clothes* "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

"Do you like pokemon? Because I wanna take a Peek-at-you (Sound it like Pikachu)"

"Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection."

"I have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis, lets go back to my place so I can put some words in your mouth."

There's plenty more, just don't wanna waste all of them now...

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:54 am

If I buy you a drink will you suck on my straw?

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:00 am

okay uumm...

Are you a cheat because my Mastersword and I feel invincible.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:58 am

Help the homeless, take me home with you

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:47 pm

Must... resist... stairway... to... heaven... chat... up... line...

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:22 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmB2NGpoOIU That song is a bad pick up line.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm

"Hey baby, how about you and me have a little fade-to-black?"
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:46 pm

Mai, that's when you say: "Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'F' and 'U' together." and walk off. xP


"Do you have a map, because I'm lost in your eyes."

"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me."
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:04 am

xx_shadowmancer_xx wrote:
Mai, that's when you say: "Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'F' and 'U' together." and walk off. xP


"Do you have a map, because I'm lost in your eyes."

"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me."
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Haha! Witty riposte, Mancer! And that last one had me just going.. 'whaaa?' and scratching my head, but then giggling!

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:33 am

The worst one I've heard...

"Are you a plumber? Cause I seem to have sprung a leak."

I just proceeded to stare at him until he got uncomfortable and left my friend and I alone.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:20 pm

Wow Tempe...that is terrible.

Haha, thanks Mike.
&& yeah, that's why that last one is so bad..it took me a while to figure it out.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:41 am

"You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?"

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:30 pm

I'm rich and patient, how many shots do I need?

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:30 am

"I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away" *faints*
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:17 am

I'm stealing Cdawgg's famous pickup line.

"I have some skittles in my mouth, would you like to taste the rainbow?"

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:07 am

"I have a dictionary tattooed on my penis, let's put some words in your mouth."
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:14 am

Are you an astronaut? Because that body is out of this world!

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:44 am

walk up to a group of young ladies, preferably around your age, get their attention and say this:

"Alright, who wants to wake up to a mistake tomorrow?"
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"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:00 pm

I've had a bad day and I'm good in bed. Fix one, take advantage of the other.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:45 am

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:59 pm

"I knw someone who likes u"

Oh dear god... the way that conversation panned out made me want to kill myself

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PostSubject: Re: Worst. Pickup lines. EVER.   Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:50 am

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'm the only one here talking to you.

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