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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:27 am

Using science, a carton of lube and a donkey named Horse.

Why must siblings be so demonic?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:05 am

Because they're not really related to you, and they secretly want to eat your brain and use the cavity to multiply like aliens... Instead of your chest.

Why are dumb things amusing?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:27 am

They are amusing as we each have a certain cell in our brain that reacts to stupidity, this cell is generates by stupid pixies and laughter trolls, and whenever the cell reacts, the pixies do something stupid, and the trolls laugh so hard, it sends it towards your laughter nerve, resulting in us all laughing at dumb things.

Why do they call it rice?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:34 am

Because Lola wasn't happy to share her name.

What's the result of Black, White, and Purple?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:45 am

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What happens if you put a puppy into a kitty litter box?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:27 am

The puppy will make the kitty stop littering.

When will the sun explode?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:39 am

When the moon starts imploding.

When will they make a sequel to Sin City?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:19 am

They can't because they all killed each other off-screen.

Why do things grow into big things from little things?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:23 am

Because the dark lord of the Sith commands so...

Why are lightsabers the most used weaponry in sci-fi writing?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:25 am

Because the flamingos from Wonderland weren't allowed to be used.

Why are wigs expensive?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:01 am

Because chickens are so cheap.

Why is tequila the worst choice for drinking?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:14 am

Because of the cheese...

Why does the full moon make people/animals/anything go crazy?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:19 am

Because it is made or pure, uncut cocaine.

Why are energy drinks so bad tasting?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:21 am

Because the Fabbit has taken hostage of the taste.

Why do kings and queens wear crowns?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:37 am

Because cats have fairly pointy ears.

Why is it that Australian comedy is so much more vulgar than regular comedy?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:05 am

(Cause Australia's awesome like that *Cough*)

Because British comedy must be all proper for the Queen and her beagles.

Why is multi-vitamin juice a dark orange colour?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:31 am

It was originally orange, people just decided to mix blood into it...

Why are cats both lazy and awesome?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:43 am

Because the aliens declared it so.

Why are tissues in 3 ply softer than 2 ply?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:04 am

Because it feels like you are being hit with one extra plank of plywood.

Why is Italy shaped like a boot?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:47 pm

Because it is one. A giant gnome lost a boot there back in 1232, and never came back for it.

Why do hiccups hic and not cup?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:02 pm

Because the cups hold the hics.

What happens if you mix Pepsi with Coke?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:02 pm

It turns into a fire engine.

Why does fire burn?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:34 pm

Because of the Lemmings.

Why are Lemmings so stupid?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:52 pm

Because they played with fire too long and made their hair stand up and become trolls!

What causes the light to become a rainbow in the rain?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:10 pm

Because the prophecy commands it so.

What IS the deal with airline food?

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