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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer - Page 4 EmptyThu Sep 17, 2009 1:09 am

As he doesn't provide me with daily millions, it is safe to say... He's been all used up.

Why can't penguins fly?
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Because their innards are filled with concrete.

Why does Lynx smell so good?
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*Drools* I'm sorry, what? I was too busy smelling Lynx.

Why do awesome stories eventually just become too difficult to read because they get so freaking boring.
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Because the dish ran away from the spoon.

What is the greatest nursery rhyme ever told?
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The story about the fluffy marshmellow hare, it's so awesome that nobody's heard of it.

Where do whales migrate?
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In the great city of Wales... Where else?

What happenned to Atlantis?
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One of the migrating whales got confused and ate it on it's journey.

Where do we go when we die?
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To an old time saloon in the 1500's.

What will Apple bring out next?
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A suicide tree.

Why do people call anybody with depression emo?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer - Page 4 EmptySat Sep 19, 2009 7:26 pm

Because a depression in the Emo center of the brain blocks the release of Anti-Emos, which can lead to cold fusion. It's part of the government watchlist for everything ever.

Why does money always go out faster than it comes in?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 23, 2009 5:15 pm

Because I had to answer my own question two months later.

Why do good things die out?
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Because of Sting.

Why do legs lose blood supply so easily?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 23, 2009 5:53 pm

Because I eat way too much salty shit...

Why the hell have we not bombed all the fleas in the world yet?
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Because the dogs would have no reason to scratch anymore.

Why am I still hungry?
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Because miniature giraffes haven't gone into outerspace to pick eldarberries and fed them to you yet.

Why do I have such terrible writer's block?!
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Because there was a lack of posting until now.

Am I the only person here who thinks that The Cleveland Show isn't all that funny?
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Only if you somehow find the cure for bad humour.

What do you get when you add almonds, water, orange juice, scissors, cameras and bleach?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer - Page 4 EmptyMon Dec 07, 2009 11:14 pm

You get fruit cake.

What happens when a conscious being makes a decision to willingly ingest fruit cake? o.0
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Their brain hemorrhages fig newtons.

Why do dogs snore?
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Because the cats threw garbage bombs at them.

Why did my computer finally decide to upgrade now?
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Because the blue screen of failing failed at failing.

Why is it the more family turns up, the louder everybody gets?
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Canned oranges.

My teeth hurt, what should I do?
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Chew aluminum foil.

What happens if I bold a statement 3 times? [b]Stupid Question Test![/b]
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The Gestapo will arrest you for treason against the Third Reich and have you sent to a concentration camp.


Would you fuck with a crab that big?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer   Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer - Page 4 EmptyMon Dec 14, 2009 2:47 pm

Yes.

Why are healthy foods nasty and the best stuff pure fat?
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