Quote of the Day

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:37 pm

"Do you want 11 bread cakes?" - A drunken me in Tesco at about 10.30pm while re-stocking beer supplies, noticing the sign for aisle 11, which had bread and cakes in it.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:06 am

Never count on the kindness and generosity of others, but always let them count on yours.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:22 pm

Intelligence is the key to life.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:09 pm

Any more than a handful is a waste.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:42 am

It's Hammer Time

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:59 pm

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:53 pm

If you have poo fling it now

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:29 pm

Girl in work: "If I was born a boy, I'd have been called Shaun.... If I was a girl.."
Me: "You are a girl..."
Girl: "Oh yeah!!"

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:10 am

In my darkest hour, you came and lit the world up
So I could see what was falling and catch it.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:49 pm

Hold on tight, it's gonna be a shit-scary ride!

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:39 pm

You don't understand now, but later all will be much clearer. Shame I won't be there to see your face when you realise.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:00 am

The worst mistake someone can make is being too afraid to make one

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:37 pm

Love you lots like Jelly Tots.... I hate Jelly Tots D:

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:41 am

I know I know, double post but this had to be shared!!

"AN ORIGINAL UNMOLESTED EXAMPLE, 1 UK OWNER WHO HAS HAD THIS CAR FOR 9 YEARS"

THey had to put it in capitals. This made me lol for a good ten minutes

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:00 pm

"You're only as sick as your secrets, but the truth shall set you free. The truth is the truth, so all you can do is live with it"

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:19 pm

Feck it, double post..

"HE'S SO BAD ASS THAT EVEN HIS BASS SOLOS HAVE FUCKING BASS SOLOS!!"

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:25 pm

Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

The Boondock Saints

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:59 am

I'll show you love,
I'll show you everything,
With arms wide open.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:53 pm

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:06 pm

Mel - "Don't drink them all at once!" (on handing me several cans of cider)
Me - "Ok, I'll drink them one after the other!"

She lol'd ^^

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:40 am

I am far from perfect, but I will be perfect for that imperfect someone who is perfect for me.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:15 pm

"Lad! Your face is on fire!"

"I KNOWWW!!!!!!" D:

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:39 pm

" 'Love' is candy coated LUST, so instead of saying 'I love you' to our lovers... Just spare the lie... and leave it at 'FUCK ME' " One of my closest friends used to say and believe this. Luckily, she doesn't anymore.

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:41 pm

"Cock it!"

Subject: Re: Quote of the Day Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:56 am

"My mother always said that when you're in a jam and don't know what to do- you should think, what would Jesus do?
So I tried to turn her into a fish
I stood there sayin 'BE GONE SATAAAANNNNNNN!..... Hello Shamu'. "