The Dark Drifter

I need people to post profiles soon.

I want to start quickly.

Woohoo! Stuff actually moving! *Explodes into cotton candy*
*Which quickly catches fire*
*Which burns down the planet*
*Laughs evilly*

Yea just shut the fuck up for the moment.

To Dan and Vanilla; post a character as soon as possible.

What do you want me to be?

Honestly you're decision... But if you're stuck for ideas then...

Perhaps a righteous heroic kind of guy?

Kind of need one.

Look through all of the character sheets and find a type of class that hasn't been used yet

Thus far no rangers in the party, just a thought.

*Pokes the topic* Move damn you! *Coughs*

Yea seriously Dan and Vanilla hurry the fuck up.

Small hold up, man. That sig is way too big, way too much data. It's slowing down my comp, and this isn't exactly a 6 yo piece of shit we're talking about. Take it out in a hurry, bro.

NEVER! WILLY WONKA IS AN INSPIRATION TO ME!

But only when he's on crystal meth.

I totally agree, he rocks out loud. But could you make it smaller or lower quality or something? It's taking me forever to write this.

I do have to admit Kill, that animation is pretty damn badass... However, could you possibly try and find a smaller version of it? No personal attacks or anything, just one small request from me.

So when the fuck are DAN AND VANILLA GONNA POST THEIR FUCKING CHARACTERS?

Name: Sir Godwin
Age: 79
Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: White
Appearance:- Sir Godwin is short and skinny, with no hair on his head and a wrinkled face. He wears full plate armour and carries an Arming Sword.
Personality: Headstrong, Lawful Stupid and Wise
Class/ Occupation: Knight
Skills/training and abilities: Sir Godwin has been trained since the cradle in the art of swordsmanship since the cradle, and has a had a strong education in the ancient texts.
Strengths/Weaknesses: Bad Eyesight, Lawful Stupid, Frailty, Bad Hearing. Wisdom- at times, Swordsmanship, His Awesome Armour and a bunch of experience. Oh, and luck.
Equipment and clothing: He armour talks occasionally.
History/Bio: He is a noble. He grew up in luxury an fought in many crusades. He considers himself a warrior of the gods.

Happy now?

What the fuck is this?

I can't accept that man.

Ah well.

LETS GO PISS ON PROSTITUTES CHESTS!

Sorry sorry, I'll have my profile up ina second. I've had shit >_>

Fair enough.

Wait did you just say you just had a shit?

Name: Kailee Smythe
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Race/Ethnicity: Human/
Appearance:

Spoiler:

Kai's hair is a deep, fiery red that reaches down to her mid-back. It isn't as well-kept as many other women try to keep it, as long as it's out of the way of what she's doing, it's fine, even if that means it's in a mess of tangles. Her eyes are bi-coloured, one green and the other a yellow, they tend to put people off when they see her purely because of the abnormal colour of her left eye and that she can simply gaze at someone and make them feel as though she's stealing their secrets. She has mostly unflawed white skin, or at least the visible skin is. Her back is covered in scars from whippings and her chest bears a long jagged scar from a blade that wasn't quite sharp enough and a crest of one of the families that took her in years ago.
She's slightly taller than the average woman and looks quite thin, but that's more due to the clothing she wears making her frame look small when she's generally stronger than a good amount of women her age save for those trained in fighting.
Personality: Kai's very blasse, she doesn't care for much of her surroundings and doesn't like getting involved in things that don't involve her such as fights or issues with other towns. She will however, carry out something that she believes in to the bitter end, right or wrong. She often seems like she's giving up, but it's more taking a step back and approaching from a different direction. Kai is also more likely to sit back and watch someone getting beaten to death and have no qualms about helping them, than stepping in and trying to help, she learnt not to mess with people who can mess with others early.
Class/ Occupation: Cleric
Skills/training and abilities: Trained in ways to heal and handle things from poisons to curses and diseases. Kai has the ability to expel toxins of the body and mind, strengthening it and is able to speak with those who have already passed, some believe she can even speak with angels or higher beings. Also having been involved in the servant type duties, she's quite skilled with tailoring which comes in handy for repairing her own clothes.
Strengths/Weaknesses:
Strengths:
Very skilled in healing
Expelling toxins of the body and mind
Strengthening body and mind to withstand things that would normally disable someone or render them useless
Is surprisingly agile

Weaknesses:
Very weak in physical combat
Expelling toxins takes a lot out of her, she'll need to rest for a few hours after doing so
She can sometimes get confused whether someone she's speaking with is 'real' or not
Easily distracted and bored

Equipment and clothing: Kai wears ultimately cloth robes but if it's available, she'll put on pieces of armour such as wrist guards, leg guards, chest guard and a neck guard made of light metal, just enough to block a blade swing but would be pierced if the opponent was skilled in combat. She carries an intricately carved and decorated mace as her sole weapon.
History/Bio: Kai was brought up by several households. The first abandoned her upon discovering at the age of 4 she was speaking with things that weren't real and weren't simply imaginary friends. The second set her to working as a servant, regularly whipping her to rid her of her evil devil-tainted ways. When the wounds she received were mostly healed by the following day, they would whip her further. As she wouldn't stop speaking with things that weren't there, and the daily whippings failed to change her, they branded her then dumped her at a nunnery for the Sisters of the Scarlet Light. Here Kailee learned a lot and her 'gift' as they called it was encouraged, she was considered a blessed child of the Goddess, FRÍÐA. As she left the nunnery on a trip to another town for the sisters, she was attacked by bandits, they knew of her oddity and wanted to kill her, to send her to those with which she spoke, the devil's children. She survived the attack but was severely wounded and returned to the nunnery where she remained within herself, healing the ugly wound across her chest. The sisters became uncertain if Kailee was truly blessed rather than cursed and decided that if she was, then she may be able to help those of the town where rumours of demons took innocent people to test her devotion, and whether she was a follower of the light, or the dark.

>_< No not had A shit, just had shit. And hope that profile's okay, lemme know otherwise.

Naw I was just trying to be funny.

Also... I have no idea why people are putting Caucasian... Not like they could, nvm.


Anyway I was hoping if you were able more description in her personality, also potentially elaborate on which religion she follows?

Cause it's just easier to say Caucasian than anything else. And okay, I'll tweak that a bit more now.