The "What happens if...?" Game

id hide in my house forever

what would you do if i ca e up behind you and hit you with a tranquilizer dart?

I'd sleep... Duh

What would you do if I started headbanging in your kitchen?

id ask if you wanted a sandwich or something

what would you do if i got ate all the food in your house?

I'd be disappointed at best, mad angry at worst...

What would you do if I drew some glasses on you with a permanent marker?

I would chase you.

What happens if I stole your favorite pair of pants?

I'd deduce that they looked better on you and let you keep them.

What would you do if I brought in cakes?

I would eat all of them.

What happens if I put you on the fastest rollercoasters?

I would probly piss my pants and die..

What would happen if I asked to see you naked?

I would say that you violate the 1 rule

Quote :

1 Rule: Nothing inappropriate. (But have fun)

Then turn a gun on myself for posting such a lame reply.

What would happen if you found a stranger passed out on your doormat?

I'd wake you up and give you some coffee...

What would happen if I stole a few cigarettes off you?

i'd go buy more..

what happens if i told you i loved you?

I would reply with the same thing.


What happens if I decided one day to disappear?

I'd wonder where you were, and miss you loads!

What would you do if I suddenly appeared right in front of you?

id tackle you

what happens if i die?

I would cry and be down for many days to come.

What happens if I left you a letter saying I am taking a voyage to Neverland?

I'd be pissed that you didn't take me with you. And then i'd miss you a lot. A lot a lot.

What would you do if I deleted this site? o_o

I would be mad because it is tons of fun <3

What happens if the world started dying?

The world would fall pregnant and die giving birth thus continuing our existence!

What happens if the dictionary mispells a word?

Webster's maggot filled skull would explode in his grave.

What would happen if all my bread and butter was gone?

You would be bread and butterless, until you seized a nearby water bazooka, stormed down to your local bakery and demanded their hot croissants, thereby starting world war three with an inaccurately thrown stale bun.

What would happen if I snuck up behind you, stuffed a tube of wasabi sauce up your nose and screamed 'WASABI ATTACK!' as I squeezed hot sauce up your nose?

I'd be creeped out and would walk away slowly... and then sneeze. How's that for original?!

What would happen if I told you to beat me to sleep and handed you a baseball bat?

I'd stare at you like you were crazy.
What would happen if I said I loved you?

I would twiddle my thumbs, scratch the back of my head, go to speak, and run off into the distance. Sorry Yashers.

What would you do if I put a cow on the second floor of your house?

I would make a small pasture for the cow <3333

What happens if i decided to plan a get together with all the members here?

I would say that you stole my idea....

What happens if I declare to the world that I put fish down my pants?