We're in the Hospital!

Yay! My son's about to be born! Lynn asked me to sign on to her computer and to let everyone know that we're at the hospital right now, talking to doctors. Happy wishes from all of ya... Or I'll beat you. *Eye twitch*

Yay! BABY ON THE WAY!

AHH!! Mah nephew is almost hereee!!!! *bounces up and down*

WooT! Lynn gets to break Mallic's hand! *Grins*

>_>

*Stabs Shiroi*

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Better get the hand bone doctor on standby...

R.I.P Mallics hand

What is it with my hand? I'm telling you all, she won't break it.

My nose on the other hand...

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The following spoiler is for mature audiences only.

Spoiler:

The damn doctors had me laying in bed, serving me meds to stimulate contractions for TWO FUCKING DAYS, just to send me home. Wtf. I'm so frustrated it's unbelievable. I have to go back on Monday to be checked (which is borderline painful in and of itself) and see if they want to start the whole process over again. I am NOT a happy camper. At all. D:<

.............. -.- No bueno.

Too bad you can't get a M.D. over night then. lol.

Just remember, this is probably the only chance you'll get to backhand a rude doctor and get away with it. ^^
(Barring a second pregnancy of course, but even then you're kind of expected to know what to expect so you wouldn't have *quite* as much leniency)

Do it! Do it! I want this boy OUT. lol.

So. We're going to be in the hospital for awhile now. Her water's broken and she's dilated by seven centimeters. If the doctors try to send her home again... a scalpel goes in their face. She won't be able to go to any type of online romps for the next few days.

Woohoo! *Donates a scalpel to Mallic*

I'm thinking Mallic and Lynn are too busy sooooo......

IT'S A BOY! 8 POUNDS 19 INCHES!!!

*Dances around, congratulating Lynn and Mallic*

FUCK YEAH! Teach him manly manly things, like... Boxing and making cupcakes!

... Making cupcakes... YES! WE WILL TEACH HIM THE ART OF CUPCAKE MAKING!!! AND THEN... We'll teach him how to pain toenails.

Also, HIM Animus, HIM. Not. It. XD

Edited the last one to pay homage to the bouncing baby boy

I was more thinking of teaching him other things than boxing and cupcake making... but I guess we could teach him that too *Grins*

Anyways, yup, baby boy, 8 pounds (really it was 7.15 something, but the doctor decided to just go with and 19 and a half long.

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Plus this boy has the biggest noogies I've seen on a baby o_o

Congratulations! That's amazing! Can I teach him how to use a crossbow?