Would You ___________ Me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:32 am

Sure, as long as I can use you as a blanket.

Would you go and see a movie with me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

As long as it's horror! Woo!

Would you get a cup of water for me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:10 am

Of course, do you want anything else while I'm up?

Would you get a piece of chocolate cake for me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

Well since you're up wouldn't it be easier for you to get it? But I might spare you a piece from the cake.

Would you cosplay with me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:52 am

Sure, as long as it's from a theme we can both agree on...

Would you go to a lacrosse game with me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

Sure, I've always wanted to see someone other than my family playing - rather than attempting to KO each other.

Would you play street hockey/ice hockey with me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:16 am

HELL YEAH! I haven't played street hockey in ages!

Would you go skinny-dipping with me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

But I don't like being nekkid.

Would you play Fluffy Bunnies with me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:33 pm

What's Fluffy Bunnies?

Would you make a coffee for me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

Fluffy bunnies = stuffing marshmellows into your mouth and saying "Fluffy Bunnies" Until you can't say it anymore. The person with the most marshmellows able to still speak wins, and you can't eat them/chew them.

How would you like your coffee?

Would you get a blanket for me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:56 pm

Yes, which one?

Would you tell me something funny?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

My comedic value changes each day, if you catch me on a good comedic day then yes. Otherwise, I just kinda splutter and flail.

Would you praise li'l ol me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:03 pm

Most likely...

Would you hurt me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

Nah, I have a friend who's a punching bag for me when I have my random violent tendencies. For most physical and sometimes verbal assaults... Though I do have a tendency to be mean and nasty sometimes.

Would you play a piano for me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:28 pm

Sure, but I can only play In The End by Linkin Park...

Would you watch a marathon of Scrubs with me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

I've never really watched Scrubs... I might.

Would you clean up cat vomit for me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:20 pm

It wouldn't be the first time I have cleaned up cat vomit....

Would you empty the kitty litter for me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:29 pm

Sure, why not...

Would you post in the Nintendo RP?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:38 pm

No, because I didn't sign up

Would you genetically modify a shark for me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:43 pm

Only so it can shoot laser beams from their head...

Would you go bowling with me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

Only if you're prepared to not laugh at my bad bowling.

Would you slap Centrelink for me?

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:54 pm

Yes, and I'll slap them five times for me...

Would you take a bullet for me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

I'd probably be running in the opposite direction if a gun came out.

Would you skip with me? The double dutch style.

Subject: Re: Would You ___________ Me? Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:45 am

Double dutch? No..... Regular skipping with a rope.... Yeah.

Would you build a bridge with me?

Delinquent Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39

I'm totally not the hard labour type.

Would you not sneeze on me?