Revised Rules

Pretty much, all you have to do is create a new rule that will try and make the others laugh. They can be rules that can be serious, or just downright hilarious.

Rule #1: You must have a shirt on to post.

Rule 2: You must always be near at least three bananas to post.

Rule 3: New users must mention the words 'David Bowies Crotch' at least fifteen times before they are no longer classified as a newbie.

Rule 4: All members must lick seven pies before they can be considered for contest entries.

Rule 5: Everyone within the site must watch leekspin for at least a combined total of one hour and forty-five minutes

Rule 6: All those that lose the game must touch their toes for five minutes.

Rule 7: All posts must be made in two languages, and one of those languages must be Klingon.

SERIOUS RULE HERE!!!

Rule 8: All members MUST hug ME every day, just because I love hugs!

*giggles and waits to be hugged*

Rule 9: You must win a staring contest with a Llama before you can post.

Rule 10: Every new member must invent a new battle-cry. E.G: "FOR PONY!!!!!"

Rule 11: Each user must have had or still own one of the following to be considered awesome:

Nintendo Entertainment System
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Sega Mega Drive
Nintendo 64
Original Game Boy

Rule 13: Nobody can ever win the game, unless a member of the British Government announces it during a live news feed.

Rule 14 : An amendment has been made to Rule 13 in which the broadcasted declaration of victory must then be chanted 1,234,567,890 times sequentially by a string of Tibetan monks. The same monk must not repeat the broadcast twice in a row.

Rule 15: Yet another amendment has been made to Rule 13, in which several newborn babies must say their first words within one year of birth, and those words have to be 'The Game'

Rule 15 : You must be grade 3 awesomeness or higher (in accordance to rule 11) to amend a rule regarding The Game.

Rule 17: Everyone must do a backflip and shake hands with the Pope before anyone can say hello to someone else.

Rule 18: All members of the male gender but paint their toenails pink before being allowed to edit a post.

Rule 19: Licking the screen is now no longer permitted in the Off-Topic section.

Rule 20: There must be an annual Chinese Whispers tournament, where the winner will decide how to torture everyone else... Pass it on!

Rule 21: All users must adhere to the new "Give Mikey Cake" rule.

Rule 22: Every single poster must now wear a tie around their head whilst posting

Rule 23: Only people who have kissed a pigs butt may post on the forum

Rule 23A (Amendment): This only applies to Animus xD