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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:18 pm | |
| Pretty much, all you have to do is create a new rule that will try and make the others laugh. They can be rules that can be serious, or just downright hilarious.
Rule #1: You must have a shirt on to post. | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 39 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:32 pm | |
| Rule 2: You must always be near at least three bananas to post. | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:37 pm | |
| Rule 3: New users must mention the words 'David Bowies Crotch' at least fifteen times before they are no longer classified as a newbie. | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 39 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:41 pm | |
| Rule 4: All members must lick seven pies before they can be considered for contest entries. | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:44 pm | |
| Rule 5: Everyone within the site must watch leekspin for at least a combined total of one hour and forty-five minutes | |
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Shiroi-Ka Delinquent
Posts : 722 Join date : 2009-08-13 Age : 34 Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:45 pm | |
| Rule 6: All those that lose the game must touch their toes for five minutes. | |
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Hiratsu Underachiever
Posts : 349 Join date : 2009-08-06 Age : 34 Location : The City of Brotherly Crime
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:46 pm | |
| Rule 7: All posts must be made in two languages, and one of those languages must be Klingon. | |
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Wastedxwithxtime Underachiever
Posts : 310 Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 31 Location : Somewhere in the depths of hell
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:47 pm | |
| SERIOUS RULE HERE!!! Rule 8: All members MUST hug ME every day, just because I love hugs! *giggles and waits to be hugged* | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:48 pm | |
| Rule 9: You must win a staring contest with a Llama before you can post. | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 39 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:51 pm | |
| Rule 10: Every new member must invent a new battle-cry. E.G: "FOR PONY!!!!!" | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:56 pm | |
| Rule 11: Each user must have had or still own one of the following to be considered awesome: Nintendo Entertainment System Super Nintendo Entertainment System Sega Mega Drive Nintendo 64 Original Game Boy
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xx_shadowmancer_xx Underachiever
Posts : 163 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 33 Location : Behind you.
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:01 pm | |
| Rule 12: Every member must stand on their head above a building full of Turks while eating a pickle and poking an angry squirrel with their left big toe while screaming the battle cry: "For apple spatula roast!!!!" in French before creating a new thread. | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:04 pm | |
| Rule 13: Nobody can ever win the game, unless a member of the British Government announces it during a live news feed. | |
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Shiroi-Ka Delinquent
Posts : 722 Join date : 2009-08-13 Age : 34 Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:08 pm | |
| Rule 14 : An amendment has been made to Rule 13 in which the broadcasted declaration of victory must then be chanted 1,234,567,890 times sequentially by a string of Tibetan monks. The same monk must not repeat the broadcast twice in a row. | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:10 pm | |
| Rule 15: Yet another amendment has been made to Rule 13, in which several newborn babies must say their first words within one year of birth, and those words have to be 'The Game' | |
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Shiroi-Ka Delinquent
Posts : 722 Join date : 2009-08-13 Age : 34 Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:12 pm | |
| Rule 15 : You must be grade 3 awesomeness or higher (in accordance to rule 11) to amend a rule regarding The Game. | |
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Paradigm Outcast
Posts : 1003 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 35 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:19 pm | |
| Rule 16: Pie must become an everyday meal for all users and guests. Yes that's right, a pie a day keeps the ban away. | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:58 pm | |
| Rule 17: Everyone must do a backflip and shake hands with the Pope before anyone can say hello to someone else. | |
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Vanilla Delinquent
Posts : 592 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:42 am | |
| Rule 18: All members of the male gender but paint their toenails pink before being allowed to edit a post. | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 39 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:17 pm | |
| Rule 19: Licking the screen is now no longer permitted in the Off-Topic section. | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:47 am | |
| Rule 20: There must be an annual Chinese Whispers tournament, where the winner will decide how to torture everyone else... Pass it on! | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 39 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:51 pm | |
| Rule 21: All users must adhere to the new "Give Mikey Cake" rule. | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:23 pm | |
| Rule 22: Every single poster must now wear a tie around their head whilst posting | |
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Belle8448 The Love Goddess
Posts : 266 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Watching over you
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:16 pm | |
| Rule 23: Only people who have kissed a pigs butt may post on the forum | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 39 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Revised Rules Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:38 pm | |
| Rule 23A (Amendment): This only applies to Animus xD | |
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