The "What happens if...?" Game

Then Pepsi would rule the universe.

What happens if you shoot a portal gun with another portal?

Maybe it will create a black hole.

What if you threw a rock off a cliff, but it was never ending?

You wouldn't hear a sound...

What happens if I gave you a gift you didn't want?

We'd burn alive.. and I'd go all red.

What happens to the tides if there's more than one moon?

You're the smartest dressed corpse at the air-free party!

What if there was air in space?

Alien press conferences would happen.

What happens if the dude holds up a chicken?

You do the hustle...

What happens if they retaliate with the electric slide?

Then you do the moonwalk.

What happens if a piano is thrown at a massive wall made of a mixture of gelatine and bacon?

We'd see more criminals.. Apparently they like it..

What happens if ballet is compulsary for criminals?

There'd be a lot less criminals. And a lot more tin cans with holes in them..

What happens if teleportation is mastered on things bigger than an atom?

I would be everywhere!

What happens if you are allowed one clone to do your bidding?

Then wouldn't we Billiontuplets?

What happens if that strangely happens?

The ground would disappear.

What happens if January doesn't exist anymore?

Then there'd be a lot of confusion on -------- mornings...

What happens if we replace Monday with Donkeys?

Then there'd be a Donkeypocalypse!

What happens if that happens..?