The "What happens if...?" Game

I would laugh and call you Fisher Pantman.

What happens when I push this big red button here?

All the world would explode and it would be you and me.

What happens if I danced the tango?

I would laugh, then cheer for you.

What happens if I divide by zero?

You get nothin'!

What happens if I disappear and never come back? o_o

I would be very sad and send the whole country in search of you

What happens if I went on a voyage to the Bermuda Triangle?

You would get a tan.

What happens if you fire an unstoppable force at an immovable object?

The unstoppable force would probably find a away around.

What happens if Albert Einstein was cloned?

He already was. Where do you think I came from?

What if you had magic?

I'd put a spell on you.

What happens if you destroy my morality node?

Care to find out?

What happens if you feed a seagull to rice?

... *Cackles* Well, the rice might implode because a seagull is too big. LMAO!!!

What happens if the world turns the other way?

Then all the cows walk backwards for a bit, but then they get used to it, and suddenly become backwards cows.

What happens if someone makes a voodoo doll of you, but accidentally gets the hair of a cat instead of yours?

o_o Assuming voodoo works... That's going to be one fucked up cat. Imagine it!

*Poke with a pin* MEOW!!!! Ahahaha!

What happens when the ants go marching home?

<_____<; Hehehe? -is scared now- O.O kitty poo...)))

Destroy their line and watch them scurry around in fear...Muwahahahahahahah!!!!

What happens when the world comes crashing down and the zombies rise?

I get bitten and come for you all!

What happens if the internet suddenly stops forever?

Then ________________________________________________________________________


What happens when I try to type with a broken finger?

I do not know...what happens?

What happens if nothing happens?

... That's actually a good question... Well, for nothing to happen, everything couldn't disappear, or stop, or keep going, because those are all things happening. I suppose nothing can't happen, as we percieve it.

What happens if aliens touch down on Earth in the most stereotypical location ever?

Then they would touch down on Earth in the most stereotypical location ever. Just sayin.


What happens if I conquer the island nation of Niue?!

I wouldn't burn so easily.. ^^

What would happen if... you could bring one dead celebrity back to life?

Then I'd bring back Steve Irwin. He was a celebrity of sorts.

What would happen if I made cup cakes and didn't share?

I'd steal all the cupcakes whether you shared or not.

What would happen if time stopped for everyone who wasn't a member of DHRPG?

~gasp~ :O

Everything would stop working because everyone who worked anything would be frozen in time.


What would happen if I threw a toaster at you?

I'd eat it.

What would happen if you suddenly grew an extra head?