Kaki's Alleyway with the Lounge Van and Dance Floor and Open Bar Service

I'm the first to own a (rediculously small) plot of Acer's land, and am proud to call DHRPG my new home!

*Blinks and walks by, accidentally kicking said box*

*Spins around and around in the box, marveling at the toy he got for much cheaper than the idiots who get non-spinning mansions*

(( dude... LMMFAO!!! ))

*Trips over the side walk and goes flying through the air, landing ontop of Kaki's box* Oomph!

*Is flattened by his falling house, and suddenly realizes that cardboard may not have been the construction material of choice for the home of a fire spirit...*

*Looks at Kaki and frowns* Awww, I brokededed your house! I are sorries! *In a brave Admin move, she gives him a fire retardant, completely steel, box*

For j00!

*trips over the steel box*

Oww! My foot god dammit! *draws an angry face on the side of the box*

That'll teach ya!

*walks away annoyed, with a sore foot*

*Is happy in his new steel box*

Kaki sits in his steel box and twiddles his thumbs idly, wishing for something to do.

-Pokes Kaki's box- ohai

Hey! I have a visitor after all this time! *Opens the box out flat and starts dancing on the makeshift dance floor* ^^

Was just stopping by to tell you that you spelled "face" wrong :3 Bai.

*Record scratch SFX*
You've never been to WWW.NEWGROUNDS.COM? Angry Faic is one of the coolest emoticons out there! /me closes the box back up so Night can see the faic clearly.

Spoiler:

*knocks on Kaki's steel box*
Hello there ^.^

Hello. ^^
Been a while since I had company, just one moment while I tidy the place up.
*Burns a stack of used paper plates in the corner*
Okay, you can come in now. ^^

*walks into the box*
MAN, that angry face on the side scares me... *shakes*

But, anywho... How are you? ^.^
And whats that smell? it smells like... *sniffs air* Like burnt paper... O.o

Ah, that just accumulates whenever I'm in a confined space with paper. I'm fine, just waiting on Acers to sell me the lounge van and the alleyway. I'm gonna get rid of the neighbors in the alley, sleep in the van and fold out the box into a disco mat. ^^

OMFG! no way! that sounds SWEEEET!
I'll be over every day! xD
I could scare away anyone you don't want over!
I'll just go RAWR! and they'll run...
o.o hopefully...
xD

No worries, I'm just gonna park the van in the way so people have to come in through the passenger door, and come out the back to get into my private alley. ^^
Also, I'll be bartending in the back of the van, so I really hope everyone comes to join the party. It'll be wild.

*Comes to visit*

Woohoo! Acer's here, the party can... *Blinks as the space around him changes, becoming a large, empty alleyway swept clean with a steel box spread open on the ground for a dance mat and a lounge van parked in the entrance to keep out hobos* ... Begin!

*Goes to serve drinks in his van to all the guests.*

OMG! ahh yesh!!
*knocks on the van window*
Hello! ^.^ I'm coming in!!
*opens van door and crawls into the back*
^.^

What can I get you?
*Spins bottles in one hand and juggles flaming shotglasses of tequila in the other*

*Crawls through the Admin window without knocking* Aren't friends so rude sometimes? They just come into your place without knocking or anything. =D

I could go for a shot of rum or vodka, Got any?