Kaki's Alleyway with the Lounge Van and Dance Floor and Open Bar Service

*Lets two of the shot glasses hit the table, which somehow land upright and empty, and fills one with vodka and the other with rum, both of which were spinning in his other hand as if he had known he would be needing them*

Acers, no worries! The door's always open here, you know that. What can I get you? ^^

Ah! Your awsome!
*Grabs rum first and downs it*
mmmmmmmmmm!... rum... -smiles-
*downs the vodka next*
That ones got a bit of a burn to it... but its a good burn ^.^

.... .... ..... *Stops Wasted from Drinking and looks at Kaki* She's underage. No more alcohol for her. *Nods and grabs a Corona*

"Alright. I'll have to check ID's then?"
*Forges a driver's license and places it calmly in his wallet*
By the way, I've got a stereo out back if anyone wants to dance. ^^

But But But....... Its so yummy!
ACE!!..
*gives puppy dog eyes*
Don't you Love meh Ace?

Of course I do, Wasted. I also love your liver, and you're too young to ruin i... WTF am I saying? *shakes head* I'm getting old... Drink whatever the fuck you guys want, I don't give a damn. *Turns and walks towards the dancing area, still shaking my head*

*pounces on Ace* I Lovers you...
*Liiicks*

*Breaks out the Everclear*
No worries, Ace! I save a copy of everyone's E-Liver when they come in, and paste it back on their way out. Now, I can't guarantee they'll walk out with a healthy E-Liver, but I can guarantee it's not my fault.
*Slams a shot of everclear and follows it with a jello shooter*
Let's get this party started!!!
*Puts on music*

xD
Kaki's got it covered! lol
*Begins to dance to the music*

*Opens the door to Kaki's new apartment and sets a flower vase on a table that has pictures of fire on it* Ahh, perfect house warming gift. *Turns on new music. And walks out*

*Starts tossing bottles around, flipping them and balancing them, throwing them in complex patterns before they land evenly placed along the bar*
Let's do this! Everybody make some NOISE!!!!
*He flicks his fingers, his hair changing black with red tips, the bartender's imposing form taking over. He places a finger on the bar, where the alcohol that splashed from the flipping bottles lies in ribbons that ignite and leave a scorched 'Open For Business' written on the bar when they die out.*

*Walks back in wearing a short black halter top dress with a silver dragon curving around the top, over the stomach, and around to the back* Wewt! Party tiiime. *Strolls over to the Bartender and grins lightly* You know what I want.

*Tosses vodka in a glass, adds in orange juice and a wedge of pineapple*
I do, baby. *Grins and passes it over*
I've been wanting to try a new recipe though, when you're done with that I'd like a taste tester.
*Starts pouring drinks and fruits into a blender*
I've got a pineapple, a few mandarin oranges, vodka, redbull, a dash of grenadine, and ice. I blended the whole lot, just the good bits of the fruit of course, and then added crushed cherries. Those I hand mixed in, to get the red swirls... *Passes the drink over the table* See what you think.

*wanders in* Wheres mah booze?>

*Wanders in way too early to be drinking and pours Sorin a stiff shot, then drags himself to the bedroom and blacks out again*

*takes the shot. Waiting for more.*

*Shambles back out of the back room, sets a large bottle of liqueur on the table and watches TV with a bowl of cereal*

*cracks open some scotch and goes to town*

Is everything safe and secure?

*Nods from her spot, sitting on the bar* Yup, it's all good here.

*Slams another shot of Crown*

*Passes Kill a bottle of something that doesn't look or smell friendly* Hey, welcome to my place. That probably won't off you, but it will kick back so watch yourself.
*Produces a pineapple screwdriver for Ace* In case you hit your limits, something more manageable.
*Pulls up a bar stool for himself and starts sipping a long island iced tea*

This is gay.

I need to go home now.

-Wanders in and looks around-

Hey Silzara.
Welcome to my place, care for a drink?

So this is what the site has been reduced to...
<.<
>.>
Wanna buy some special sake? *reaches surreptitiously into his trench coat*