The 'What would you do if you woke up with the person above you?' Thread!

Alright guys... This is a classic thread to most of us who were around to witness it, and for those who weren't around to witness it, well, listen up.

You are basically in a large bed as the sun rises, you wake up to find one of your fellow friends sleeping next to you, this friend happens to be the person who had made the previous post. What do you say? What do you do? I saw some pretty wild antics throughout the one I had witnessed, so a few ground rules.

No destruction of property, no violence of any kind, nothing TOO sexual, and the most important rule, taken from Anchorman..... No touching of the hair or face.

Have fun people!

-rolls over and looks- Omg.. What are you doing in here?! -screams and pulls covers up, hiding body-

*Rolls around and grabs more of the blankets, before realising who I have woken up next to.* Whoa.... Rough night in Vegas?

-rubs eyes groggily- where are we? why are you in my bed? -looks around- is this Punk'd?

I... I don't think so. I don't see Ashton Kutc-- HOLY HELL! WHERE ARE MY PANTS!?!?! *Falls out of bed.*

-Wakes up and eyes widen.- How?! What? Where!? How did you get here? OO

*wakes up*

Wow... must have been a good party!

*Wakes up and screams.* OH JESUS FUCK CHRIST! What the hell happenned last night?

-glances over- OMMG! -jumps up and trips over the blanket and slams onto the floor-

-Falls off the bed and stares- Oh dear..graciousness..

wow.. you're hot.. -stands and stares- XD

Why are you naked, and standing on my bed?

-glances down- oh hell!! -snatches the blanket and runs off towards the bathroom-

*Looks at the time and smiles.* Breakfast?

-Frowns and laughs- Where's the food?

*Walks in with a platter of breakfast food.* Good morning!

What the hell?? Why am I here? What have you done to me???

i didnt do anything?! you are in my house.. right? >_>

....Why are you still naked?!?! *Casually eats a piece of bacon.*

i have on underwears, give me a break dude..

*Squeaks* The hell happened?!?! I remember the vodka, but everything's fuzzy after that.

o_o And why are you naked?

Eep! Why is everyone naked??

WHY AM I NAKED?!??

Where are my clothes??

I'm so not naked. I have on clothes. *points to clothes*

What are you doing in my bed?! You're squishin' my Fairly Odd Parents stuffed animals!

-Sits on the edge- To much to drink last night

-blinks- wha? my head hurts.. what are you doing here?