Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer

Basically, you ask question that could have no possible good answer to it and the next person answers it with a ridiculous lie.

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anywho... go!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

27 like the answer to the meaning of life... (Pst what's a tootsie pop?)

Why are the white gummie bears the tastiest?

Because Chuck Norris scared all the colour out of them, and we all know how much better things taste with an element of Chuck Norris based fear attached to them.

Why does gravity work?

Because the apple got tired and everything else followed.

Why is the colour red, red?

It's not really red. It's actually blue, but society has forced you to believe that red is red, and blue is blue. Therefore it's not an issue of why red is red, but why you choose to believe what the social hypocrisy has forced your mind to believe. ... ... ... Yes.

Why can't I go outside?

Because it's raining ninjas who'll target you and sell you to the pirates who'll turn you into a rum bottle and throw you into Davy Jones' locker. And stuff.

How many times can you fold a piece of paper in half?

What? You can't fold paper! Are you serious?

How many cats does it take to fill a lighthouse?

None, the cats refuse to go into such a terrible place filled with spooky ghosts and terrifying dog noises. I mean come on... It's full of water.

Why does the pause button pause things?

Because there is a magical elf that can bend the fabric of time within your television, the pause button even wares off after time as this elf needs to conserve his mana for the great battles of Kromdar.

Why is drinking so damn good?

Because the drinking elf sits inside your stomach, restoring his mana.

Why does pie exist?

Because life would be incomplete without it.

Why do unhealthy things taste so damn good?

It's all part of the stomach's plot to take over the world by destroying the body!

Why did I post in this without a good question to ask?

Because there is no such thing as a good question. or a bad question. There isn't even such a thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people that ask questions .

Why does Kaki insist that he is mean proof?

Because I have an amulet of +30% resist meanness, a ring of +25% resist meanness, my set has complete set bonus which includes 20% resist meanness, my helm has 10% resist all, which includes meanness, and I have a base 15% resist meanness for my class and race. 100% Meanproof.

Why does Sunal always cast a spell he know will fail?

Because I put on my wizard hat and robe.

Why is some cheese holey while others are not?

Because only a few strains of cheese mold are grown in graveyards.

Why is it so hard to find English lyrics to Basshunter's Boten Anna song?

Because the translator who was trying to change it into english was killed by a ninja

why can't I see well in the dark?

Because you haven't yet learnt to open your eyes wide enough. That or they're not the right colour.

Why is water clear?

It isn't really clear, it's black as the nights sky, but there is a thin layer of magical glass that people can still manage to swim through... It's magical as it turns the water into what we want to believe it is.

Why do we constantly need to update our technology?

Cause you know those aliens that we see in movies? Yeah that's actually us. And we're really going to come back in time and take over the world when we've got the technology.

How do text messages go from phone to phone?

four words: morse code, cellphone elves.

Are Chia pets actually alive?

Yes, but they live in a far off plain that nobody can see with any form of scope or imagination... But do not go seeking them as they will devour your soul and use your entire body as a toothpick.

Why does your stomach grumble when it is completely empty?

Because it's a sign saying that you must now stand on your head and drink chocolate milk while frozen and sending text messages to the elf on the other end who's eating a tootsie roll while staying inside to avoid the ninjas and pirates.

Why can people not eat bread?

Because the bread elf commands them not to or else he will eat their family.

Why are soft drinks so delicious?

Because the medieval slide giant peed in it.

How can you fracture a bone on a slide?