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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:15 pm | |
| Because that crab is seriously that big.. (Just letting you know, that was directed to your question, Shiro.)
How come no matter how much everyone doesn't seem to like them, I still enjoy Avenged Sevenfold? | |
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Kill Frenzy Underachiever
Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:16 pm | |
| Because the crab commands it.
Why do women always get offended when I piss on them? | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:18 pm | |
| As the crab controls their every thought.
Why has nobody posted in this thread for quite some time now? | |
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Shiroi-Ka Delinquent
Posts : 722 Join date : 2009-08-13 Age : 33 Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:42 am | |
| Because it's a stale thread and nobody has noticed it in a long time.
Why do we still drive cars instead of the other way around? | |
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Sorin Awesome Incarnate
Posts : 219 Join date : 2009-10-27 Age : 113 Location : That cold wet spot above the states.
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:57 pm | |
| ..Because cars are inanimate?
Whats with sweatervests and capris? | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 38 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Wed May 05, 2010 2:15 pm | |
| The seventies.
What's the time Mr Wolf? | |
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Shiroi-Ka Delinquent
Posts : 722 Join date : 2009-08-13 Age : 33 Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Wed May 05, 2010 3:24 pm | |
| Hammer Time! Why is it that Youtube is now useless? | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 38 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:52 pm | |
| Because the fortune cookies told Steve Jobs to make it so.
Why is fire allowed to hurt people, yet cabbage allowed to be known as food? | |
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Wastedxwithxtime Underachiever
Posts : 310 Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 30 Location : Somewhere in the depths of hell
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:53 pm | |
| Because willy wonka said so!! Why is angel food cake sooo yummy??? | |
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Kiffen Drama Starter
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 33 Location : Cali
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:37 am | |
| Because anything made out of angels is bound to be delicious!
Why is the universe so big? | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:50 am | |
| Because it needs to contain my awesomeness
Why must we all earn money? | |
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Kiffen Drama Starter
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 33 Location : Cali
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:52 am | |
| So we have something to burn when it gets too cold.
Why am I a Kiffen? | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:53 am | |
| Because you didn't see the 'T' key
Why is there nothing good on? | |
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Kiffen Drama Starter
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 33 Location : Cali
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:54 am | |
| Because everything on just so happens to be bad.
What would happen if I licked the electrical socket in my room? | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:55 am | |
| You would come to a shocking revelation... *Chuckles*
Should I play Red Dead Redemption, or just laze around until dinner? | |
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Kiffen Drama Starter
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 33 Location : Cali
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:08 am | |
| Neither. You should give Kiffen a stunning back massage. ^.^
Why is it so hard to convince myself to go to sleep? | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:13 am | |
| Because you are enjoying an Animus back massage
Why am I so thirsty? | |
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Kiffen Drama Starter
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 33 Location : Cali
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:18 am | |
| Because your body needs chocolate milk for survival. -hands you a glass-
Why are back massages so utterly amazing and happy-filled? | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:21 am | |
| Because I'm very, very awesome at massages
Why am I getting all giddy? | |
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Kiffen Drama Starter
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 33 Location : Cali
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:25 am | |
| 'Cause you drank my special-made chocolate milk. ^.^
Why is the world round instead of pointed? | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:27 am | |
| Because then aliens couldn't play marbles...
Are we all excited for Toy Story 3? | |
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Kiffen Drama Starter
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 33 Location : Cali
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:30 am | |
| Toy Story 3 doesn't actually exist. Though I hear it is awesome, regardless.
Why? | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 38 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:14 am | |
| Because it's the law.
What is my favourite type of mammal? | |
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Animus #1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 33 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:15 am | |
| The Awesome face
Why does Guitar Hero always have excellent setlists? | |
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Mike The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385 Join date : 2009-07-22 Age : 38 Location : Liverpool
| Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:16 am | |
| Because it was invented by Chuck Norris's armpit hair.
Why are you responding so quickly? | |
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