Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:17 am

Because I'm awesome like that...

Why am I awesome like that?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:21 am

Because awesome comes cheap these days xD

Why am I aching all over?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:20 am

Too many Vuvuzelas...

Why is Pepsi so damn awesome?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:37 am

Because it's made of pure win.

Why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me? xD

Drama Starter Posts : 30 Join date : 2009-11-07 Age : 39

Because dude, we've been spending most our lives living in the Gangstas Paradise.

Why can't I sleep at 3:30 in the morning?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:35 am

Because there are two 3's in the time.

Why do walls have ears, and not eyes or mouths?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:35 pm

Because the floor took them

Why is the sun orange?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:36 pm

Because Portugal.

Why is there bacon on the sky???

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:41 pm

Bad BBQ accident

Why did the Turkey cross the road?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:43 pm

Because of the Istanbullies. (bah dum TSH!)

Why is?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:47 pm

Because of memory loss

Why is Hulk so angry?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:49 pm

Because he's surrounded by incompetent idiots.

Why do hotel rooms only provide you with ONE CRAPPY LITTLE BISCUIT??

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:50 pm

Because they're on a mission to irritate you

Why do prawns have such small faces?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:53 pm

Because they're really shy.

Why is why spelt like that?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:55 pm

Because the english are aff

Why are the english, enlglish?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:02 pm

I don't know what enlglish is...

Why can't the queen do her own damn washing?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:28 pm

Because we do not approve

Why are we waiting?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:31 pm

Because we are in a queue, and our call is very important to them.

Why must there always be moths?!?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:31 am

Because the wallet is always empty

What happens next?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:13 pm

A drumroll and a flying trapeze.

What can the pirates bring to the table?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:15 pm

Rum

What can Ninja's bring to the table?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:18 pm

Other peoples body parts.

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:20 pm

I have minute ears... NEITHER Razz

Do you smell a funny colour?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:24 pm

A mixture of Midnight Mauve and British Racing Green.

Can it be?

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:30 am

What can be? What is to be? Can nothing be? Yes it can be.

What is happening now?