Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer

They need to do something with all that waste...

Why do we need to do the money thing?

Because the government is watching us.

What happenned to MC Hammer?

He was turned into a unicorn.

Where did dogs learn to doggy paddle?

Swimming school, where else?

What is six times six?

If you really have to ask that then you should head back to your six school.

How do we get crop circles?

Teenagers that go awol with a lawn mower.

Do aliens exist?

You are an alien but you don't exist.

Why can't you bottle moonlight?

Because bottles are a creation of the moon's mortal enemy.... The sun.

Why is the Xbox 360 still so popular after the Red Ring of Death?

Because they can still have big bouncing boobies.

Why do cheese supreme doritos not go well with milk?

Because artificial dairy cannot compare to real dairy.

What has happenned with the fashion industry?

What's fashion? Does it taste good?

Why do things go pump pump pump?

Because monsters go bump bump bump.

Why are they called trolls?

Because if you feed them they turn into Sllorts. And that's a bad thing.

Why are flash games addictive?

Because the chinese are using them as brain-washing devices.

Why are laptop's getting smaller and smaller?

Because the average person is getting bigger and bigger.

Why is a free program like Firefox so much better than a paid program like AOL?

Because it makes use of a fox and the fox using or playing with fire.

Why do people get insomnia?

Because they didn't make a weekly sacrifice to The Sock God...

Why do The Jetsons have some of the technology that the people of that era had when they were growing up?

Same reason catapults are awesome.

Why do cats suck up your heat and make you sleepy... *Yawn*

Because they are fueled with catapults... Which are awesome.

Why does the word bed actually look like a bed?

Because we actually sleep on the word rather than the actual thing, we just think it is because we're all plugged into the matrix.

Why does milk make you more thirsty?

Nobody knows....

Why does work completely suck?

Because it is a four letter word that isn't related to swearing or sex.

Why is Online shown as green?

Because it shows that you can go and post.

Why does the orange light still mean go?

It means HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THROUGH THIS BEFORE IT TURNS RED AND I HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVEN FASTER. And because it's orange. It could taste like the green one.

How to birds fly?

By rolling a die that activates their specially designed wings.

Is God real?