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Vanilla
Delinquent
 Posts : 592
Join date : 2009-08-31
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:09 am | |
| As he doesn't provide me with daily millions, it is safe to say... He's been all used up.
Why can't penguins fly? | |
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Animus
#1 Bachelor
 Posts : 1104
Join date : 2009-07-21
Age : 34
Location : Melbourne, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:29 am | |
| Because their innards are filled with concrete.
Why does Lynx smell so good? | |
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Vanilla
Delinquent
Posts : 592
Join date : 2009-08-31
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:32 am | |
| *Drools* I'm sorry, what? I was too busy smelling Lynx.
Why do awesome stories eventually just become too difficult to read because they get so freaking boring. | |
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Animus
#1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104
Join date : 2009-07-21
Age : 34
Location : Melbourne, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:57 am | |
| Because the dish ran away from the spoon.
What is the greatest nursery rhyme ever told? | |
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Vanilla
Delinquent
Posts : 592
Join date : 2009-08-31
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:05 am | |
| The story about the fluffy marshmellow hare, it's so awesome that nobody's heard of it.
Where do whales migrate? | |
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Animus
#1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104
Join date : 2009-07-21
Age : 34
Location : Melbourne, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:44 am | |
| In the great city of Wales... Where else?
What happenned to Atlantis? | |
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Vanilla
Delinquent
Posts : 592
Join date : 2009-08-31
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:00 am | |
| One of the migrating whales got confused and ate it on it's journey.
Where do we go when we die? | |
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Animus
#1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104
Join date : 2009-07-21
Age : 34
Location : Melbourne, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:20 am | |
| To an old time saloon in the 1500's.
What will Apple bring out next? | |
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Vanilla
Delinquent
Posts : 592
Join date : 2009-08-31
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:47 am | |
| A suicide tree.
Why do people call anybody with depression emo? | |
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Shiroi-Ka
Delinquent
Posts : 722
Join date : 2009-08-13
Age : 33
Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:26 pm | |
| Because a depression in the Emo center of the brain blocks the release of Anti-Emos, which can lead to cold fusion. It's part of the government watchlist for everything ever.
Why does money always go out faster than it comes in? | |
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Shiroi-Ka
Delinquent
Posts : 722
Join date : 2009-08-13
Age : 33
Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:15 pm | |
| Because I had to answer my own question two months later.
Why do good things die out? | |
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Mike
The Writing Writer
Posts : 1385
Join date : 2009-07-22
Age : 39
Location : Liverpool
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:36 pm | |
| Because of Sting.
Why do legs lose blood supply so easily? | |
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Shiroi-Ka
Delinquent
Posts : 722
Join date : 2009-08-13
Age : 33
Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:53 pm | |
| Because I eat way too much salty shit...
Why the hell have we not bombed all the fleas in the world yet? | |
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SwineSlaughter
Zombie Hunter
Posts : 200
Join date : 2009-07-26
Age : 31
Location : That frozen chunk of land above the USA borders.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:55 pm | |
| Because the dogs would have no reason to scratch anymore.
Why am I still hungry? | |
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xx_shadowmancer_xx
Underachiever
Posts : 163
Join date : 2009-08-15
Age : 33
Location : Behind you.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:10 pm | |
| Because miniature giraffes haven't gone into outerspace to pick eldarberries and fed them to you yet.
Why do I have such terrible writer's block?! | |
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Animus
#1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104
Join date : 2009-07-21
Age : 34
Location : Melbourne, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:53 am | |
| Because there was a lack of posting until now.
Am I the only person here who thinks that The Cleveland Show isn't all that funny? | |
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Vanilla
Delinquent
Posts : 592
Join date : 2009-08-31
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:22 pm | |
| Only if you somehow find the cure for bad humour.
What do you get when you add almonds, water, orange juice, scissors, cameras and bleach? | |
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Shiroi-Ka
Delinquent
Posts : 722
Join date : 2009-08-13
Age : 33
Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:14 pm | |
| You get fruit cake.
What happens when a conscious being makes a decision to willingly ingest fruit cake? o.0 | |
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Sylzara
Drama Starter
Posts : 30
Join date : 2009-11-07
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:01 am | |
| Their brain hemorrhages fig newtons.
Why do dogs snore? | |
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Animus
#1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104
Join date : 2009-07-21
Age : 34
Location : Melbourne, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:39 pm | |
| Because the cats threw garbage bombs at them.
Why did my computer finally decide to upgrade now? | |
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Vanilla
Delinquent
Posts : 592
Join date : 2009-08-31
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:59 pm | |
| Because the blue screen of failing failed at failing.
Why is it the more family turns up, the louder everybody gets? | |
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Animus
#1 Bachelor
Posts : 1104
Join date : 2009-07-21
Age : 34
Location : Melbourne, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:42 am | |
| Canned oranges.
My teeth hurt, what should I do? | |
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Shiroi-Ka
Delinquent
Posts : 722
Join date : 2009-08-13
Age : 33
Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:01 am | |
| Chew aluminum foil.
What happens if I bold a statement 3 times? [b]Stupid Question Test![/b] | |
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Kill Frenzy
Underachiever
Posts : 181
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:00 am | |
| The Gestapo will arrest you for treason against the Third Reich and have you sent to a concentration camp.
Would you fuck with a crab that big? | |
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Shiroi-Ka
Delinquent
Posts : 722
Join date : 2009-08-13
Age : 33
Location : 4 inches left of the center of the multiverse.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a stupid answer Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:47 pm | |
| Yes.
Why are healthy foods nasty and the best stuff pure fat? | |
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